My house is a zoo.
***Disclaimer: I married a hunter. But I am not a hunter. I have, however, come to terms with the fact that we will have taxidermied animals in our home for the remainder of my existence. Please don’t yell at me.
***Disclaimer 2: Matthew got this giraffe in Africa two years ago, and it just got here yesterday. I am told this particular giraffe had a long and glorious life and was on its last leg. The meat was donated to tribespeople and now Mr. (Mrs?) Giraffe is memorialized forever. Win-win?